The Best Way to Make Jail House Burrito

I read a volume where the main graphic symbol, a prisoner in a correctional facility, had a girlfriend who "cooked" her dinner each night. One of the things she talked well-nigh eating was her girl's burritos, which were apparently the best out of whatsoever in the prison house.  But I always envisioned them as, yous know, real burritos.  Then I found a YouTube video that explained the real ins and outs of prison burritos, also known every bit a Dorito Burrito.
For this recipe, I chose the post-obit:

1 large bag of Doritos (I actually mixed one-half a bag of spicy nacho & one-half a bag of buffalo)

one pocketbook of ramen noodles – no seasoning

1/2 handbag of flaming hot Cheetos, simply considering I enjoy them.

We as well used some Slim Jims, considering while meat is optional, people enjoy putting it in there.

The first thing I did was crush the ramen and fries. I punked out and used my Cuisinart, though real prisoners step on the bags for ages until all is powder.

Then, I added the powdered remains back to the bag, and added almost 2ish cups of very hot, only not boiling, water.

I and so chopped and added beef sticks to the bag, and mushed everything upwardly, "burping the bag" to let the air out, as my YouTube instructor A1 Yola suggests.

Then, we re-wrapped the burrito in the Doritos bag, using its natural contours to shape it into a burrito-y shape just equally A1 Yola showed us.

Another YouTube expert, Adam Mattison, recommended wrapping the burrito in a towel to seal in the heat. I used an oven paw and let it stay undisturbed for nearly xxx mins.

I would like to say that A1 Yola seemed a lot more passionate about the burrito making. Adam was kind of snobby virtually it, maxim he'd likely not  want to consume it. (Why cook something that you're only gonna waste?) Nonetheless, both dudes gave us some adept tips.

Keeping the burrito in a towel or nether a mattress tin seal in the heat and allow it to cook ameliorate. The oven mitt worked well.

Then, information technology was gear up to unwrap!

Here is the finished product:

I approximate it turned a much brighter shade due to the buffalo Doritos and the hot Cheetos. At that place were still bits of ramen in it that were non fully pulverized. But that was my option as the ane cooking it; I wanted to attempt a more authentic, rustic experience.

I recollect the ramen is meant to simulate rice. Some folks don't use ramen at all. I may try it without side by side time.

One thing I will say is that I think I'd prefer it sans beefiness stick.  I didn't like the chewy bits — it likewise made the burrito more than greasy. Best to serve them on the side, or maybe as an appetizer.

By the way, my interpretation is that this burrito is approximately 2500-3000 calories, setting it firmly in my "evil recipe" category. If you lot make information technology, share with a friend or ii!

A1 Yola & IBallz's version with ramen tin can be found here.  You lot tin can see Adam's burrito (beefiness sticks merely no ramen variation) in this video.

The final verdict? I might actually endeavor to brand this again with less greasy ingredients, and try a healthier version. Something tells me the Cheetos played a big role in the grease as well. (Now if I can become baked Doritos that would be great!) I kind of liked the ramen, but wouldn't mind trying it without just to see what it'south like.  This is, after all, technically more of a tamale than a burrito. Likewise, I might become even crazier since I'one thousand on the outside… Prisoners don't go many healthy options, and so they've gotta work with what they can go. Maybe I could add together some salsa or existent cheese to it. Won't be an authentic jailhouse burrito that way, but I bet it could be pretty tasty! ❤️

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